Lords of RPG

Shade seeks out the lady of the night who he threw into the sea. Tracks down her home and work and gets her name, Valerie.

He steals the best flowers he can pilfer. Calculates the amount of gold to give her for lost wages, wardrobe and embarrassment. Each time he presents one Gold for each of the damages. He does so by using sleight of hand, (Nat 20 +8. lol) Meets her (with a crowd of whores).

Apologizes for his personal barrage on her. And that she surprised him with how good she was with a blade. (However, his Persuasion Check is a 1). Val demands that he take her to the finest restaurant in town and will be charging by the hour.

Shade turns pink, knowing he is had. They go to dinner. He tells her about Famke, as a person not a witch. How she could trick her tricks into thinking they were with her when they weren't. And how she brought a decency to the profession, at least in her mind.

Valerie admits that she is getting turned on and wishes she could do those things. Val says "I tell you what. You play along with me and my fantasies and if you feel violated, I won't charge you."

Shade turns an even more shade of red and has no idea what he is getting himself into.

They go back to her private room where she pulls out a trunk of toys. Val selects a bi-directional strapon and tells Shade to pick a size he would be comfortable with.

Shade had a parasitical disease a few years ago that enlarged his lower intestines and other openings downstairs. So, to impress, he picked the largest, meanest device in the lot.

Val's eyes got round as saucers and scampered over grabbing him and his toy to the bed. She tied Shade up and then left the room, club in hand.

She came back with a friend, Breita. Val whispered to Shade, "This is my fantasy and you will comply, bitch."

The two did things to Shade he never thought possible. He never before submitted to somebody for anything, let alone a woman.

When they had their fill, they leave Shade tied up like a man would do to a dog. Shade let them have their fun. When they left, he easily slipped his bonds, (Slieght of Hand 22). He leaves 2 gold for them on the nightstand, even though she said it was on the house.

He hadn't had that many orgasms in that many ways since ever! "I'm gonna be sore in the morn'n."