In days of yore, in lands of old,
A tale of valor shall be told,
Of Vomm Duram, an Oliphant bold,
And Frightal-lok, an Ogre strong and cold.
The right hand of the ruler wise,
Entrusts them with a secret guise,
Led by Portnov, guide of...
Any further attempts to contact King Reginald or his floating castle should not be done without the ability to fly or survive rapid deceleration trauma from great heights.